... I'll have a beard full-time in late 2032. Every two years I decide to grow a beard. Every two years and two weeks I realize I hate having a beard and shave it off. Here's photographic evidence that I really had a beard, it will be gone when I leave for work in the morning.
The only thing about the beard I'll miss is the ability to quickly and drastically alter my appearance in the case I need to avoid the authorities.
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Smart move thinking that far ahead, but your sly grin will give you away every time.
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