And you thought your family was weird?

I read a lot these days and I have yet to find a story weirder than mine. I just finished Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer and thought wow it would be cool to have so much excitement in my life. I take it back!!! Please no more excitement. What I would really like is a day on the beach with my husband and kids calmly playing in the sand for hours while I just laid there and listened to the ocean. Is that a lot to ask? I think not.

This is the Lambert version of Darth Helmet. He looks like a bobble-head doll. Push too hard on the helmet and he falls over.



My brother Philip came home from a two year mission in Mexico last week. My mother thought it would be fun to wave white hankies at the airport and sent some to me so I could take a picture. I don't think this is what she had in mind.


And what would a Lambert blog be with out the requisite undies shot. It's in the DNA I swear, keeping their clothes on is a full time job and I already have 5 of those already. Eat your heart out ladies I am surrounded by half naked males.
Micah is not allowed an Undies shot because those turn into full nudity very quick. Diapers get strewn across the house if he doesn't have pants on. But you can enjoy his upper body which he works out daily doing push-ups on Daddy's back while he lays on the floor. Heart-breaker on the loose!

Milk carton's are very comfortable resting places. I swear....... yeah no. He just got his backside stuck.