The zipper in my pants broke while I was at the drug store getting a prescription filled. I awkwardly held a magazine in my lap and nonchalantly tried to get the two parts of my fly to stay overlapped while waiting for them to call my name. When I was called I had to sign the log waiving my right to speak to a pharmacist and pay, all while my fly was wide open.
I now feel I'm uniquely qualified to opine on an age-old topic. Being told your fly's down is embarrassing, but knowing it's down all the while is definitely much worse.
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I'm rolling on the floor with laughter, but yes, I think you are right!
Thanks for the chuckle. I needed that. Makes me feel better about the hole I discovered in the crotch of my jeans yesterday. I may have sat differently on the floor of the library if I'd known.
That's why I always carry a reusable shopping bag to a store. Recycle PLUS good camouflage.
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